I was out walking with my small daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mom, how do you this stuff, you are so smart.' ....
"Oh my...."I was thinking quickly.
'All moms know this stuff. It's on the MOM TEST. You HAVE to KNOW IT, or they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. "Exactly, I replied with a big smile!
P.S. Chris has never failed anything, so I think he must have just chosen the role. :)
I've heard that one before - hilarious! I'm glad we linked up our blogs so we can keep in touch!!
ReplyDeletethat was so funny-- i loved it so much i shared it with dustin.
ReplyDeletehaha - that's great! I'm glad Chris has never failed anything, but it sure frustrated me when he would show up late to class and sometimes miss the quizzes, but he always got better grades than I did!
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